Gonna go fight a Canadian goose in a Target parking lot just to feel something
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@farah Death by goose. A weird way to commit suicide but I'm not judging.
@farah bless you 🪿✨🥷
@farah That something is the aggressive pecking of the Earth’s secret murderers. May your vibes be fast and mighty.
@farah
not interested in funeral planning just this moment
@farah
Full plate armor, or chain mail?
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That should scare them off. Have you been practicing with the Katana?
@Just_Tired No katana, only vibes
@farah Canuk Fight Club!
@helplessduck Sing me a goose song
@helplessduck Wasn’t he always batshit??
