Me, replacing all my workers with chatbots: "hahaha suck it you filthy serfs; I'll never have to care about wages, pronouns, or human resources getting on my ass for sexual harassment again!"
Me, reading my token-based bill estimate for June: "oh noes, my business model is not profitable and they're ransoming my AI girlfriend back to me at exorbitant prices; I'm ruined - someone save my business!"