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Objectively two very handsome actor ladies. Emily Blunt looks a bit drunk and like she's had her teeth done and is wearing a lot of bronzer and she's smiling. In the background is a stage with ground level spotlights, so probably an awards ceremony. Hathaway is less brown and on the surface has nice eyes and a nice smile, but neither looks quite real. The eyes betray no emotion and the smile is too big with too many teeth. Like a joke smile or how a child might draw a big toothy smile. It's too perfect. She looks like a drawing. Or a robot or an alien or like she's done a deal with the DEVIL WEARS PRADA! Now I get it. Anne Hathaway has sold her immortal soul which is why her mouth is so wide. Seriously it covers like nearly a third of her whole facial area.

Closeup of Hathaway. We start to really see the impact of the mouth against the backdrop of the face. It is an impossible mouth. Zero imperfections, giving you a sense of vertigo. Not human. Red flags. Sirens. She is going to eat you. And not in a good way.

The Mouth. When you're this close it's already too late. Say your prayers and kiss your sweet ass goodbye. Lights out motherhubbard.