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@Alice

Initially misread this as, “… so I can inject hot sauce into my foot…” and honestly it still kinda scanned.

@Alice Not a good idea - the cop might suspect it's cocaine and confiscate it so he can inject it into his wang.

@Alice

I had a partner freak out when she noticed syringes in my toolbox. She was very, very sceptical about the explanation that they were from my late dad's model train hobby, used for controlled oiling of tiny joints near tiny electric motors.
I had to find the emails from my dad about the nurses at his nursing home sourcing the syringes for him, after the local chemists had refused to sell him syringes because of reasons, before I was taken off the 'possible lying sneaky drug-addict soon-to-be-ex boyfriend' list. 💉

@Alice

"I swear it's hot sauce! I'll prove it!"

*injects officer*

@Alice it's a foodie thing. Go check instagram.

@Alice
Just offer them some hot sauce!

@Alice

Ask if they wanna lick the tip.

Like, I know if they test it for drugs I'll be off the hook, but it's also really embarrassing.