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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social · 1 hour ago

Someone complained that my posts are too liberal, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is dedicated to my conservative followers. I think you guys will relate to this bumper sticker.
https://collabs.shop/oqtgvl

A horizontal bumper sticker features a skeleton in a black fedora and pinstripe suit smoking a cigar against a background of dark lightning. To the left, large, distressed white text reads, "REAL MEN DON'T WIPE," followed by smaller italicized text that reads, "I DON'T TOUCH BOY BUTTS."

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REAL MEN DON’T WIPE (I Don’t Touch Boy Butts) Bumper Sticker

REAL MEN DON’T WIPE (I Don’t Touch Boy Butts) You didn’t ask for class. You asked for chaos. This bumper sticker is for the brave, the deeply unserious, and the people whose vehicles already have at least one questionable life choice attached to them. The REAL MEN DON’T WIPE “I Don’t Touch Boy Butts” design is peak Fro

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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social · 48 minutes ago

Please only buy this bumper sticker if you are a red-blooded alpha male. It is NOT for libtard beta cucks.

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