regular folks: "measure twice, cut once"
vibe coders: "ALWAYS tell your saw to CUT IN THE RIGHT PLACE"
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@aparrish “You are a perfect saw. You always cut in the right place. You never make wrong cuts.”
@aparrish It’s so absurd. We had a CI tool that was auto-fixing linting issues on its own because, apparently, we can’t be bothered to run a real deterministic linter. It was “fixing” something it shouldn’t have, and I complained about it, and one of our quality engineers said, “I’ll have to add a line to the prompt that says ‘don’t do that.’”
I just can’t even.
@aparrish And the old school slop coders measure nonce, cut thrice
