Your entire ruling class would struggle to successfully conduct an opening shift at a 5 Guys. That's not an exaggeration - these people are crass fucking morons with zero life skills; it's why every election one of them fumbles the ball trying to eat a sandwich or navigate the self checkout at a Walmart. These are not bright people with good plans. You should stop listening to, or even respecting them.
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@AnarchoNinaWrites I'm having flashbacks of when our former president was invited to cook on a TV program and he couldn't even turn on the ceramic stove.
Our current president was invited too. He also struggled.
Both of them made horrendous dishes, it was basically seeing grown-up men comitting cardinal sin after cardinal sin in a kitchen.
Every so often I'm reminded that Elon Musk is a man who, at an age most would consider 'well past' being a legal adult, managed to burn himself on the toaster because he put the pop tarts in sideways.
Marie Antoinette would call these chuckleheads 'sheltered.'
(Okay I failed to successfully navigate, spelling the word navigate - at least I fixed it. A guy like Trump or Musk would just insist that's the way we spell navigate now and threaten to drone strike you if you didn't comply)
