Found a rogue hair on my neck and my brain told me to spend ages mocking up a Star Wars poster changing it to Rogue Hair: A Breadmonkey Story, but it would be so much effort and I simply can't be bothered so you'll just have to imagine it instead.
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@TheBreadmonkey Hair wars. Eyebrows strike back. Full metal Wookie.
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Lovingly hand crap-ted on my phone:
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Every year or so my body decides to grow a really thin, light blonde hair out of my forehead above my left eyebrow. It seems to appear magically and will be over 1 centimeter long in a day.
I always wonder what activates the rapid growth. 
The answer is always the same. The Illuminati.
@roytoo @TheBreadmonkey Amazing what you can do with AI these days.
