All human life rides the bus
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If there was an apocalypse sitch (situation) and the human contents of this bus had to hand together to survive, there is an above average chance I would become the leader. Sure there would be a power struggle betwixt angry smoking painter and young haircut man, but I think they'd eventually come to accept me. But the real power - the power behind the throne..... unassuming elderly short haired queen. She has the look. You know the one. In the eyes. She'd say 'oh hallo deary I'm sure I don't know what the best thing to do in this situation is......' then she'd pull you to one side like motherfuckn Columbo and give you the gameplay, involving the machavellian brutal murder of the other wasteland marauders. Snakeskin trainers and a cane. She would take you DOWN. She'd take you down to China town. And no mistaking. Sorry I am incredibly bored, I've been waiting for a bus for like half an hour. Buses are bullshit.
Can you just hail a lorry? Is that something people do?
@TheBreadmonkey give a go. Or you could leave in a huff.
@TheBreadmonkey That seems to be what this mob is doing:
@TheBreadmonkey I mean, less so since Peter Sutcliffe.
@TheBreadmonkey Well, it worked in the Muppet Movie in the early 1980s, so I can't think why not.
Dun-Dun-Dun
Another one rides the bus.
Dun-Dun-Dun
Another one rides the bus.
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one rides the bus, yeah
Is "rides the bus" a euphemism for you-know-what?
