DON'T WORRY EVERYONE it turns out we've all got *super powers*
Who wants to team up and form a Sinister Six style super team. What might our various styles be?
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@TheBreadmonkey ADHD ally reporting for ... sorry lost my train of thought, what was i saying
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Will someone pay me to tell them about my bird friend?? 🤔
@TheBreadmonkey Accurately predicting (out loud) what stupid trap the team wil fall into, and then being utterly ignored and unable to prevent them from falling into it.
@TheBreadmonkey I can get aggravated when the electricity flows through ordinary cables too loudly.
I don't enjoy the sensation of peril when the laptop fan is activated. Have I done something wrong? Will it explode? Oh no I need to buy a new laptop because this one is too warm. The noise! How is it so loud? That poor fan. It must be volcanic in there. All of my data is melting. I'll call the police and turn myself in. I'm the worst person imaginable and I deserve this.
@TheBreadmonkey Me, last week in the office: Gosh, it sure is loud in here.
Co-workers: Um, no one is talking.
Me: I mean the electricity. It's so loud!
Co-workers: ......
@TheBreadmonkey the ability to see through any nonsense smokescreen!¹
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¹ get confused by people saying one thing and meaning another
@TheBreadmonkey Yeah, the allistics totally don't have any superpowers /s
@TheBreadmonkey I can do Extremely Stilted Conversation With The Hairdresser
Ah, The Hairdresser. One of our most dreaded foes.
The last 2 times I had a haircut, the guy had earbuds in and worked in complete silence. I tipped extra after.
@TheBreadmonkey @pikesley What is a "Hairdresser"? I haven’t seen one in many many years. My hair just falls out (see profile pic)
@TheBreadmonkey the power of having abnormal expectations put on us?
