Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Narwhal Stuffed Animal. The Narwhal was nearly hunted to extinction in 1880 after Mark Twain jokingly suggested that the animal's horn could be used to cure illiteracy.
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You can tell if a narwhal is a male because it will have a horn. You can tell if a narwhal is female because it will also have a horn.
@lowqualityfacts What a horny couple!
@lowqualityfacts they are basically the USB 3 of horngendering
@lowqualityfacts So they are both kind of horny?
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Attempts to prevent the curing of illiteracy by narwhal horn magic continue. That's why the current US regime really wanted access to the waters around Greenland, to get the job finished.
@lowqualityfacts The Narwhal is not a wet unicorn, but has a prolonged tooth emerging from its mouth ...
