Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the possum industry. But that's not true. That's insane. I don't think possums even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Stay Trashy Hat.
https://collabs.shop/zoxcty
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You're definitely funded by Big Possum.
Say Make Possums great again, I dare you.
PSA to parents: If your child wears this hat, they might be participating in the new viral trend called "possuming". It is when someone goes out at night, drags a trash can into the road, hops inside it, and waits until a car hits the can. They then hiss at the driver and scurry off into the night.
@lowqualityfacts We used to call that "Thursday Night."
@lowqualityfacts I mean, that's just a typical philosophy of life right there.
