https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/opinion/israel-united-states-iran-hormuz-nato.html
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europe has rarely seen an offer quite this tempting
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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/opinion/israel-united-states-iran-hormuz-nato.html
archive: https://archive.is/kLfjl
europe has rarely seen an offer quite this tempting
You go first, Mr. F.
@davidgerard Fuck Off Friedman, you elected him, you deal with him.
So adorable.
When he was two I used to plead with my son to let me have some of his vegetables and he delighted in scoffing them.
Hello Mr Friedman. Europe is more than 2 years old.
@davidgerard He is certainly an opinion columnist.
@davidgerard In case of abysmal stupidity to ensue, here is the chain of events:
1) western armada arrives at strait
2) Trump declares biggliest victory in all of times ever and withdraws troops
3a) the west minus US makes a deal with Iran and is blasted for being weak and pathetic
3b) the west minus US can‘t end the shitshow Trump brought upon the world and is blasted for being weak and pathetic
4) somewhere on Epstein‘s island a coconut falls from a palm tree
@davidgerard Trump is excellent at making deals -- he keeps telling us, and he is a very stable genius, as we know -- so why don't we just wait until he's agreed one with the Iranians? He's *so* good at this, he even wrote a book on the subject, I believe.
@davidgerard American hubris at its finest. Shameful.
@davidgerard Tom is such a useful idiot.
@davidgerard how can anybody write something like this without realizing they sound like a satire of themselves
@davidgerard Just give them six more months, Tommy.
@davidgerard won't somebody _please_ think of the keynote speakers for fancy conferences in Dubai?
@davidgerard Another "conservative" American commentator with an ego so big you can see it from space.
@davidgerard you know how the best response to some of the cranks is to just ignore them?
'Who the fuck is Thomas Friedman?'