we have achieved Artificial General Met Policing
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@davidgerard
🎵 this was a riot
I'm making a note here
huge success 🎶
@davidgerard What are the odds that the Police AI buttplug costs considerably more to buy and operate than having an actual human officerwhose job it is to patrol?
@davidgerard Seems like they've made policing safer.
@davidgerard I wondered "We still do Knightscopes? They tend to fall into lakes ..." and then checked the date, and pheww, no, we're not doing Knightscopes any more ;)
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@davidgerard I love that the excuse is that the alert button isn’t hooked up yet but like
- why is it there if it actively misleads you into thinking it does anything
- the fuck is it going to do when it’s hooked up? why is this a robot? it’s just like calling the police on the phone except now you have to track down a moving button that sings at you
@davidgerard at least she wasn't exterminated. I'd count that as a plus.
