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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social · 1 hour ago

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Sorry I'm Late I Was Dilly Dallying" Sweatshirt. If you're ever late for work, just tell your boss you were dilly dallying. Legally speaking, they cannot fire you. Dilly dallying is protected under the law.
https://collabs.shop/wuhks8

a cream-colored crewneck sweatshirt is displayed against a purple tinsel backdrop. The sweatshirt features a central graphic of a duck wearing a flower crown and holding a daisy in its beak. Below the illustration, the text reads, "SORRY I'M LATE I was dilly dallying."

Lavender & Rage

Sorry Im Late I Was Dilly Dallying Duck Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable comfort - Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - Embroidered placement and DTG/DTF printing options for custom detailing - OEKO-T

Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social · 31 minutes ago

Remember, it is essential that you dilly before you dally. You can and will be fired for dally dillying.

Draken BlackKnight

@draken@masto.nyc · 30 minutes ago

@lowqualityfacts
I do _not_ "dilly dally." I'm more of a "lollygagging" person.