I only trust Sinclair gasoline for my car because it's the only one with DinoCare™️!
(Disclaimer: This is a paid sponsorship with Sinclair — your only trusted source for high performance gasoline with DinoCare™️)
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@Alice Put a Tyrannosaurus in your tank.
@Alice
You can’t spell “Dinocare” without “I no care”
@Alice I only want that pure dino juice for my car.
@Alice DinoCare means never having to say you’re saurian.
@Alice We have a Sinclair in town, and it just recently came under new management/ownership.
THEY BOUGHT A FREAKING GREEN DINOSAUR STATUE.
It's now the only place I'll go to buy gas.
@notthatdelta 💚🦕I had an inflatable green dinosaur from Sinclair for years. I think I gave it away to the first person who said they liked it, as I do with most of my prized possessions.
@Alice I do love their logo
@rockmastermike @Alice It's a little dark if you think about where oil comes from.
@APBBlue @rockmastermike You're talking to two people who went to school for geology who also have messed up senses of humor. We have definitely already thought about it.
@Alice @rockmastermike No geology here, but definitely a dark sense of humor.
@Alice After many years as the premier dinosaur HMO, DinoCare had to pivot to the automotive market after the extinction destroyed their customer base.
@mattblaze Smart move on their part because it's that very extinction that has given them the high performance gasoline they now sell!
@Alice @mattblaze Kaiser Impermanente.
HOW IS BURNING LIQUEFIED DINOSAURS IN YOUR INFERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE "DINOCARE"?
