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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social · yesterday

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mr. Fancy Possum Pin. Look at him. He is distinguished. He is looking dapper. He has eaten so much garbage today.
https://collabs.shop/x4l5nb

An enamel pin featuring a whimsical, cream and brown opossum wearing a black top hat adorned with a pink rose. The opossum is smiling and holding a steaming teacup decorated with a rose. The character is framed by a circular golden vine with small leaves, white daisies, and red-and-white spotted mushrooms at the base.

Mr. Fancy Possum Pin

1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.

Sean C.

@filmfreak75@mastodon.social · 1 hour ago

@lowqualityfacts i don’t think our modern society uses the word dapper enough anymore

Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social · yesterday

Me: Be honest, is there more garbage in your mug?

Mr. Fancy Possum, tipping his hat: Liquid garbage.