A four-panel "Calvin and Hobbes" comic edited with text about programming.
Panel 1: Calvin's dad approaches Calvin and says, "Programming something? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING."
Panel 2: Dad leans over a record player, explaining, "The two types of programming projects are math and files. All programming projects fall into these two categories. Languages/compilers? Math. Databases? Files." Calvin looks on, saying, "YEAH..."
Panel 3: A close-up of Dad continuing his lecture: "Machine learning? Math. Operating systems? Files. Despite containing more math than almost any other type of programming project, computer graphics is usually files."
Panel 4: Calvin lies wide awake in bed in the dark, looking traumatized