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How The ‘Ballmaxxing’ Trend Brings Dangers To Men’s Genitals
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@TheBreadmonkey whatever they're maxxing, I know what their dump stat is.
@TheBreadmonkey Men would rather inject saline into their ballsack than go to therapy.
@TheBreadmonkey We are reaching singularity of The Onion, shitposts and general news.
apparently, ballmaxxing demands have past me by . . . that's what's happening . . .
@TheBreadmonkey urghh the whole addition of 'maxxing' has exploded since being adopted by the incel community, I read a story about baking where the writer used cakemaxxing as if that sounded cool..it does not.
That said, doing that to your balls, will likely lead to irreversible damage that would mean these incels can no longer procreate - so, every cloud I guess.
@TheBreadmonkey Will the stupid ever end?
WTAF?
I once new someone whose "balls swelled to the size of coconuts" after an infection, as described by his wife. He found it, err...most unpleasant, not just the pain, but the treatment.
What are these blokes going to do as they age? Won't somebody think about gravity! Short shorts must be banned!
@TheBreadmonkey oof, yeah, as long as they stick to saline it's mostly fine, but sometimes people move to harder more permanent injections, which, can kill you.
https://www.thestranger.com/features/2018/11/05/35073826/death-of-a-kinkster
O tempora, o mores.
@TheBreadmonkey this sounds like one of these made up ragebait things, but in this day and age I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually a common manosphere thing
Dr. Darwin approves
@TheBreadmonkey One of the post ops effects I had never anticipated after my kidney transplant was giant bawz; Already on the larger size, either trauma from the op or oedema made them massive and highly uncomfortable. Lasted a few days after I was discharged 10 days after the op too. Do not recommend. Why are men?
I am trying very very hard not to make a comment about 'Lasted a few days after I was discharged'. So know that I am being a responsible serious adult and not making any kind of joke about this.
@TheBreadmonkey lol your restraint is admirable and appreciated :)
@TheBreadmonkey Living that tanuki life.
This is just propaganda for Big Testicle
@TheBreadmonkey Coincidentally, my ringtone for the past I-don't-know-how-many years is from Episode 1 of The Prisoner:
(Electronic 'ring' sounds from telephone with the number 6 on it)
Operator: Is your number six?
Prisoner: Yes.
Operator: Just one moment, I have a call for you.
@TheBreadmonkey You are a Ben, not a number!
@TheBreadmonkey fun fact; Portmeirion (the filming location) is open to tourists, and the gift shop sells those balls. We considered getting one and didn't, but we did get a tea towel that coincidentally is the current tea towel.
It was only a matter of time before science made the dream a reality
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2026/05/08/ballmaxxing-trend-has-men-infusing-saline-into-their-genitals/
#vizcomic
@TheBreadmonkey I recall a scene from Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis 20 years ago where the main character had... this happen to him. That sounded quite unpleasant.
@TheBreadmonkey just get older, my dudes, you will find your balls exceed your hopes and dreams, and you will sit on them 100% more than you ever wanted
@TheBreadmonkey so it's moved out the kink scene then
@TheBreadmonkey sorry about that. the preview wasn't showing the images just now
@mensrea 😂 gave me *quite* the surprise
@TheBreadmonkey we’ve underestimated how absurdist natural selection is willing to be to get things done
@TheBreadmonkey 🤣 I'm so disappointed clicking the link brought forth no Rick Astley - that story is far too stupid to be real!
Being a man is so stupid now.
