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How The ‘Ballmaxxing’ Trend Brings Dangers To Men’s Genitals
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@TheBreadmonkey Living that tanuki life.
This is just propaganda for Big Testicle
@TheBreadmonkey Coincidentally, my ringtone for the past I-don't-know-how-many years is from Episode 1 of The Prisoner:
(Electronic 'ring' sounds from telephone with the number 6 on it)
Operator: Is your number six?
Prisoner: Yes.
Operator: Just one moment, I have a call for you.
@TheBreadmonkey You are a Ben, not a number!
@TheBreadmonkey fun fact; Portmeirion (the filming location) is open to tourists, and the gift shop sells those balls. We considered getting one and didn't, but we did get a tea towel that coincidentally is the current tea towel.
It was only a matter of time before science made the dream a reality
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2026/05/08/ballmaxxing-trend-has-men-infusing-saline-into-their-genitals/
#vizcomic
@TheBreadmonkey I recall a scene from Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis 20 years ago where the main character had... this happen to him. That sounded quite unpleasant.
@TheBreadmonkey just get older, my dudes, you will find your balls exceed your hopes and dreams, and you will sit on them 100% more than you ever wanted
@TheBreadmonkey so it's moved out the kink scene then
@TheBreadmonkey sorry about that. the preview wasn't showing the images just now
@mensrea 😂 gave me *quite* the surprise
@TheBreadmonkey it does look like something from a medical report that's being brought up as an argument against contact sport
@TheBreadmonkey we’ve underestimated how absurdist natural selection is willing to be to get things done
@TheBreadmonkey 🤣 I'm so disappointed clicking the link brought forth no Rick Astley - that story is far too stupid to be real!
Being a man is so stupid now.
