I just want to take a moment to acknowledge I've passed 100k toots! A momentous achievement, I'm sure you'll agree. That really is a Lot of content. Remarkable the quality has remained so high throughout. Just gold upon gold of insight, wisdom, words of all kinds and legally problematic claims. And I couldn't have done it without help from the big guy upstairs. Which is what I call the demon who speaks to me who lives in my brain. Hehe 'you must kill again' you're so funny! However since passing this important milestone that I meant to celebrate when I recently noticed it was coming up, I've apparently accidentally done nearly twelve thousand more posts. Most of those apparently just today!
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Welcome to the 100k Club
jesus ben, you had posted another 12K, in a day!!!
you are a tooting monster.
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I was only messing about. I just forgot to notice when I was at the milestone until I was quite far past it. I'd hate for you to think I'm a 12k a day poster.
I reckon I could do it if I had to. If the planet depended on it. Wait. Is all of this my fault? Am I not tooting enough?
a toot every 8 seconds.
boosts count as posts, so doable.
https://fedi.tips/scheduling-posts-on-mastodon/
it would be like a one man #beigeBubble
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/112578375620153960
"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"
I like big boosts and I cannot lie
@TheBreadmonkey
You're one tenth of the way towards a megatoot!
@TheBreadmonkey at least you've monetized it well.
@TheBreadmonkey 100K ? Oh... you amateur (I make no comment on quality of mine)
STU! HOW HAVE YOU DONE MORE THAN ME?! I am frankly very impressed. I have an unquenchable 24/7 compulsion. I have to stop myself waking up in the night to post. This is next level. You are my new mentor.
@TheBreadmonkey I have a job that involves a lot of sitting around in front of a computer waiting for things to happen. My twitter was as bad
If you earned £10 for every toot, you would have £1,000,000 by now.
Please. Won't anyone pay me £10 for a toot?
@TheBreadmonkey it's seems that at least 10% of your toots are mayonnaise related 👀
Just like the contents of a sandwich. What you don't realise is that all of my toots relate to specific constituent sandwich parts. This one is lettuce.
@TheBreadmonkey mmm, crunchy rabbit food!
@TheBreadmonkey Petitioning to have 112,000 renamed ‘a Benillion’
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @Gogs@mas.to
>- 111,997
>- 111,998
>- 111,999
>- A Benillion
>- 112,001
>- 112,002
>- 112,003
It could work.
Bonus, a "Benillion" is much easier to say than "hundred and twelve thousand"!
Right, but if someone professes to be a benillionaire on Mastodon, don’t they risk the guillotine?
Not for 112 thousand, surely!
@TheBreadmonkey Congrats on this important kilometerstone! ❤️
Glad you’re here. We need you and the joy you bring.
@TheBreadmonkey make sure you turn on a fan for good ventilation
@TheBreadmonkey Toot madness! You crazy beautiful fool!
@TheBreadmonkey Wow, you really are Tooty McTootface, aren't you? I have 11K, and I am way too tooty.
I'm just messing about - the total posts counter includes boosts aswell, which I'm very trigger happy on. I think it's a nice positive thing for Fedi. Or.... incredibly annoying to everyone. But let's say it's the good option. 😂
@TheBreadmonkey I’ll have a word with the Nobel Committee. Plainly there has been an unforgivable oversight.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey https://www.nobelprize.org/nomination/peace/
Opportunities for 2027 award. First point, find that friend who qualifies for provide a valid nomination. There should be multiple in our fedi network
@TheBreadmonkey I’m sorry, who are you again?
