The universe accidentally gives you dev tools access.
Which slider are you stabbing your grubby little fingers at first, just to see?
Gravity? Speed of light? Boltzmann’s constant? SNF? Entropy? Hell, maybe even the dimensionality of spacetime?
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@NanoRaptor Enable character creator and respeccing
@NanoRaptor being a capitalist kills you and sucks your remains into a black hole oubliette. no one remembers that you ever existed.
@NanoRaptor I wanna see the source code.
@NanoRaptor Disable relativity. Always seemed like a bug to me.
How fast you're going affects what time it is? Who was the product manager on that? wtf does that even mean? Switch it off.
@Cdespinosa @NanoRaptor so "I cast fireball" at a galactic scale? 🔥
@NanoRaptor Plank constant now equals 0.
@NanoRaptor i'm not touching that thing. I would accidentally make everything dissolve into plasma
@MLE_online plasma is *pretty* though!
@NanoRaptor
Turning off dark matter, because that shit makes no sense at all.
@NanoRaptor I turn up the corner radius on bovines all the way so that physicists can finally assume spherical cows
@NanoRaptor Pausing time, taking a nap!
@NanoRaptor this reminds me of the saying "you can never do just one thing". I'd tweak some innocent looking fundamental constant and suddenly atoms would become impossible.
@joat knowing my luck I’d try to slide one innocuous thing and my machine would lag, then recover and accidentally peg another slider up many orders of magnitude and suddenly oops! All black holes.
