Just seen a spectacular meltdown from someone who barely follows anyone, doesn't engage with anyone, and just broadcasts rage-farm content, saying genocide is the fault of people on Fedi for not faving their post so they're leaving. Good. Fucking. Riddance. The absolute hubris to think they're so important that they have a right for people to engage with their posts. 'boost me or you're a bad person'. What a medal-winning penis. Absolute station wagon.
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@TheBreadmonkey
So where can I find this immensely powerful person’s account? I’m eager to steadfastly boost every one of the posts, content notwithstanding, and end genocide everywhere for all time!
(/s/, just in case you were wondering)
@TheBreadmonkey I heard a great insult the other day. Someone here called someone else a "Soup Fork"!
HAHAHAHAHA very good
@TheBreadmonkey We also get a lot of folks who are used to having their posts artificially amplified, because the algorithm deemed their content useful for generating engagement and ad revenue.
Then they come here, discover they're not "popular" on their own, and blame the fedi instead of themselves. 🤷🏻♂️
@TheBreadmonkey To me, it is rather fascinating and appreciated how influencer-resistant the Fediverse is. All of their usual tricks don’t work, they get mad, and they leave us in (relative) peace and quiet.
@TheBreadmonkey Wow the entitlement of some people!
@TheBreadmonkey “You’re an absolute station wagon” is now my go-to insult. Thank you, Ben. Properly cited of course.
Likewise, I’ve added “medal-winning penis” to the lexicon. Thanks, Ben!
@TheBreadmonkey @serpicojam @tayfonay
'medal-winning penis' does not an insult make. it only inspires cravings and jealousy.
likewise, 'absolute station wagon' implies nigh infinite utility.
gonna recommend you tune in to a few seasons of 'letterkenny' to brush up on your put-down game there, buds.
I'm pretty sure it was Gargron who first said it and it just floored me laughing
@TheBreadmonkey
I thought Y'all referred to those vehicles as 'Estate Wagons'. 🤣
@TheBreadmonkey
Wondering if I stumbled on & social media stylee, yelled in their ear 🤔 after a look at their profile.
Then went back through their posts & a few posts down (this was 2 days ago now) found this gem of a gif with no CW of a white dude stomping on a prone person with head on pavement curb...
Felt good reporting the hate shitter & blocking them.
@TheBreadmonkey "absolute station wagon" 🤩
@TheBreadmonkey That idiot won't be winning any medals homie. How about an honorary bag of shit to match his shit for brains.
With a pink bow on it. With a card that says "smooches".
cost less than the medal. And matches what they are. "shit".
WOOT
Brother
@TheBreadmonkey Hey. Don’t knock station wagons. Love, a Boomer
If you don't boost me you love Saddam Hussein
@TheBreadmonkey
I fave when you demand boost & boost when you ask for a fave 🙃.
I be Contraryian Fairy, hating everything but just love what you've done with... *realises the printer ran out of ink for the notes at this point*
@TheBreadmonkey Well there’s a dilemma. Want to boost but Saddam has been my mancrush since the 90s. That ‘stache/beret combo was 🔥
@TheBreadmonkey I boosted you but I still can't get him out of my mind. This didn't work. I want my money back.
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I want to be clear that I did not boost this because I love Saddam Hussein
If you don't fave my posts you're in favour of smallpox
@TheBreadmonkey Cowpox Massive, all the way.
@TheBreadmonkey nAshUrOOl iMUUnITY!
If you don't engage with my great toots you want Myra Hindley to be your girlfriend
@TheBreadmonkey Hope you consider this toot a sufficient engagement…I just googled Myra Hindley 😬
@TheBreadmonkey
You toots like a mad man.
...
Was that enough engagement on this post about your ex?
@TheBreadmonkey Morning Ben 👋😊
But I can’t be engaged to you, I’m married & the rules on polygamy have yet to be relaxed!
Have a good day mate! 😊🫶
🖖
...and will spend your dates in the bog, with a shovel.
If you're not all nice to me you hate bees
@TheBreadmonkey well, I mean….she *was* a honey 😘
@TheBreadmonkey You outed me without permission, you monster!
@TheBreadmonkey oh wells….seeyabye
