My birthday just passed, which means my insurance company sent me a free poopoo test. For any concerned, my stool (feces) "goblin" is negative!
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@Alice i totally read that as stool goblin several times
@Alice How are your urine orcs?
@Alice Yay, you get to send poo through the mail legally!
@Alice strangely enough, I got a text message today saying I was old enough to mail my poo to the government.
@Alice strangely enough, I got a text message today saying I was old enough to mail my poo to the government.
@Alice Well, that is positive news! But -what is the difference between stool globin and stool pigeon? I assume they are not the same shit?
@Alice I swear every hospital uses that same online portal just with a different color at the top. Felt like I was looking at one of my blood tests for a second.
@kilroy_was_here Sounds like you're also negative for goblin!
@Alice I haven't been feeling too goblin-y lately so that sounds about right!
@kilroy_was_here Yeahhh! Congratulations to us!
