"We are currently experiencing a disruption to #Canvas [Learning Management System] related to an ongoing security incident affecting the vendor."
DID YOU KNOW THAT IT IS FINALS WEEK?
"Out of an abundance of caution, users should avoid interacting with or clicking on any links, messages, or content that may be posted by threat actors or appear suspicious during this event."
GOLLY Y'ALL FUCKED THIS UP REAL GOOD
"We understand the importance of Canvas to teaching and learning activities and recognize the disruption this may cause."
HO, HO, YOU DIPSHITS UNDERSTAND AND/OR RECOGNIZE NOTHING
I AM OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER BEFORE EVERYTHING HAD BEEN OUTSOURCED AND WE HAD STAFF RIGHT ON CAMPUS ON CALL 24/7 AND WE WERE NOT HELPLESS LIKE NOW BUT YOU WOULD NOT LISTEN RARRRR A;LSKJASDHFWOOWIEH'ASDKLDAFS1234JKLASDF
