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I don't care about follower counts, but I do care about numbers and I don’t like the number 13. It has nothing to do with the superstition that 13 is bad luck and everything to do with 13 being an...uncomfortable number.
For my birthday, it would make me feel a lot better if 300+ people would follow me or if 700+ people would unfollow me to get me out of this weird space.
Thanks in advance, friends and foes!
@Alice this is a very specific neurospice anomaly. I'm here for it
@Alice I know what to do, I'm going to help out, working doubletime, I will both follow and unfollow you.
It's all I can do.
@Alice I like you so much I got you TWO presents! I un-followed then re-followed your account!
I’d like to enjoy following you here as we do another lap around the sun.
But I will wish you a most excellent birthday.
@Alice Look at it this way: 13 is 68 in dog years.
@WesternInfidels What about hot dog years?
@Alice do u have a favorite number?
@neondoggo_arfarfarf My favorite number is 5!
Important math note! This will only work if everyone does the same thing. I will cry if 300+ people follow me and 700+ people unfollow me because I'll still be squarely in the 13s, so your unified effort is greatly appreciated!
@Alice in order to keep from making things worse, I, a total stranger, pledge to do absolutely nothing for the duration of this campaign.
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