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@sundogplanets

Actually, it's simple. They are all real, only some won't get funded. Guessing which will is the problem.

@sundogplanets create Website: Orbital Enshittification Watch
"They get the valuation. We get the debris."
Main goal:
Make every reckless satellite proposal look like a bad investment.
By showing:

cheaper Earth alternatives
regulatory delay risk
insurance/liability risk
public opposition risk;
astronomy/ecology backlash
technical feasibility gaps
reputational harm
weak customer demand
bad unit economics

@sundogplanets Nobody's going to put datacenters in space. They're too heavy and space makes cooling impossible. It's all BS and hype to get them funding. Ignore it.

@sundogplanets Utterly agree.

Suspect that history reveals rapid change and increasingly centralised power as key factors in the end of past civilisations.

We are just rushing along that path at an insanely reckless pace with drunk psychopaths at the wheels.

@sundogplanets argh this thread.

@sundogplanets

tell Bannon he got his 'flooded zone' wish granted.

@sundogplanets
All those you've mentioned!!!

Maybe I've missed some, but these here are very worrying to me as well:

* Kessler Syndrome, cascading damage once a threshold has been triggered, endangering *everyting* in the adjacent orbit(s).
* Impact on the atmosphere and global warming due to aluminium ablation of de-orbiting satellites.

For Big Tech and tech bros, this is all a land grab right now, driven by FOMO and perceived 'street creds' (redeemable in Silicon Valley and with the Tangerine Tyrant).

#satellites #SpaceInsanity #pollution #enshittification #BigTech

@sundogplanets

We've got all of these 'one trick pony's' or 'to a carpenter Everything looks like a nail'. Each is in this race against the others to get the most without taking the time to see what it does. It's just a great grab to grab a piece of empty space, which is ludicrous & each wants the biggest piece.

@sundogplanets

The techbro version of flooding the zone.

I hate it all, and them, so much.

@sundogplanets oh I totally agree tech media is mostly just fake news lmao and they're bragging about how "AI is great because it does xyz" or "new AI helps remove all your debt" whatever like no one cares

@sundogplanets

they are speed walking us to extinction.

@sundogplanets I suppose the rage part should be easy, anyway . . . :-/ The writing part sounds more like work though, and I don't envy you the task of choosing which bits of stupidity to subject yourself to in order to do it!

@sundogplanets

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@sundogplanets several years ago I jumped to the conclusion that something's mere existence on a techbro website means it's probably horseshit.

In an odd way, we already went through this. Look at tech magazine ads circa 1982. Like, when we still had print magazines.