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This weekend I tried to do my best Wallflower imitation of crossing my legs and taking a pic of nails. How she does anything with her nails this long is beyond me.
I went to a fundraising party for Railroad Commissioner and State Comptroller candidates and while there had to ask my wife to open my coke can for me. My wife: "Ah. I see you've handicapped yourself."
Look! I wore mah boots and a sundress.
@WrenArcher Well hello Wren, don't you look beautiful.
@WrenArcher
Better for when I want to grab 'em by the kiwis.
😂
@fahrni
Woe unto ye who crosses the fiery Scratchicus Wallfloweris ❤️🔥
Or...
Congrats if that's your thing. 😏
@WrenArcher You’re so cute!! I wish I had your fashion sense
@farah
Awww. Thanks, Farah that's really sweet to say but if you saw the aftermath of what it took for me to finally settle on this I'd be embarrassed to the Nth degree.
Looked like a girl-grenade went off in my room.
@WrenArcher The best kinda grenade? 😅
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