I got a new laptop! It comes with $NEWJOB which I may toot about more later once I have settled in.
It's a very nice Thinkpad T14. I installed #Debian on it, per company policy (yes, it's a cool company).
Unfortunately, their LAN offered #IPv6 but the IPv6 didn't work. So the installer kept seizing up when it came time to download packages.
Solution: CTRL+FN+ALT+F2, root shell, run this:
echo 'Acquire::ForceIPv4 "true";' >/etc/apt/apt.conf.d/99force-ipv4
Thank you for coming to my TED talk!