Amsterdam has banned public adverts for meat and fossil fuels, which limits the opportunity for my bacon powered car :(
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@neil so the public advert frames will not be allowed to have bluetooth bacons?
@neil did you settle on a brand/model name for it?
@neil sounds like a rather rash(er) decision!
If you feed the bacon strips into the car perfectly aligned, does that make you better at parallel porking?
@neil bacon is a vegetable so you’re good.
@neil
I'm also concerned that the IPO for my diesel-to-porkchop conversion startup might be adversely affected.
@neil or my coal-fired barbecue
Perhaps paradoxically, this will reduce the price of fossil bacon.