Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!
Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!
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@cstross the adverts are even more deranged as the "fruit beast" is chasing children. Looks like it's made of insects to me.
@cstross oh god, it looks like Baymax from Big Hero 6 suffering from a mass infection of those multicolored pulsating parasites that normally live in snails' eye stalks.
@cstross @bobthomson70
as a kid i would love it.
This needs a whole back story about a GMO scientist who caught fire and plunged into the produce section. Today he fights crime and scurvy.
@cstross
He looks happy, leave him alone!
@cstross kill it with agent orange is not a great thing to joking about. Please look into what the Americans did with agent orange in Vietnam. It's caused issues that continue today... It's not a funny joke.
@cstross Looks like it needs feeding into a grinder then killing with fire.
@cstross I like it. It's cute. The Plant Golem.
@cstross I think you'd need more than a microdose to come up with that.
@cstross That's something that emerges from swamps, not supermarkets!!!
@cstross Isn't it a reskinned Fungus The Bogeyman?
@cstross NO No even that monstrosity does not deserve exposure to Trump.
(Yes I know you were really referring to 2,4-D/2,4,6 T)
@cstross It's bad all over.
@cstross also sceptical of the adjacent plushies. "eat yer veg! …not like that"
@cstross it looks like it eats children!
Eat your veg, or your veg will eat you!
