Hairstyles are very silly. If I had my way we'd all shave it all off and have smooth faces and wear identical wipe clean grey tunics and comfortable matching trainers. And everyone would walk around in uniform lines and no one would speak or look at one another. Or......the total opposite of that. No in-between.
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People have occasionally asked me why I decided to grow a beard. And … I didn't? It just grew there? I ask them why they decided to scrape their face with a knife every day.
@TheBreadmonkey THX 1138 much?
But yeah. Uniforms would go a long way to help with decision fatigue. I had zero idea I was ND in the 1990s when I said to my then-partner that I would just like sets of 5 of the same shirts and pants so I didn't have to make any more clothing decisions.
@TheBreadmonkey I’m in. But only if instead of driving, we switched over to a culture of jogging everywhere, commuting in packs still using roads and tunnels.
@TheBreadmonkey May the Lord open.
@TheBreadmonkey Congratulations bro, you just reinvented monastic culture
I am 100% sure that if I was employed to just sit in a room and come up with ideas I would eventually save or destroy us all
@farah @TheBreadmonkey Apropos of nothing, this is the first time I'm noticing "Lady Bruh" and I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing. 😂
@farah @TheBreadmonkey or Heaven’s Gate.
Maybe beige.party IS a CULT
@MedeaVanamonde @TheBreadmonkey Well you’re part of it, so no escaping
@farah @TheBreadmonkey but I have an official license to cult from The Church of The SubGenius
@TheBreadmonkey Harness the technology of Nintendo's Mii creator to assign everyone on Earth a unique hairstyle at birth.
