"Human beings weren't meant to eat plants", the man says
"Oh!" you say, while laughing politely, backing slowly out of the room while smiling
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@cwebber (sloppily eating forkfuls of salad, lettuce flying everywhere) WUT? IT'S TOO CRUNCHY IN HERE!
@cwebber As a social expert I would just like to say you're allowed to bare your teeth in this situation.
@cwebber someone who has never had a plant-based beer
@cwebber
Tell that to a Bonobo.
@cwebber no no he's got a point think about it, genesis makes more sense this way: the serpent is like hey check out dem apples and then they check out dem apples and they're like woah all these plants are edible and we can use them to cover our genitals! and then the humans got kicked out of the garden of eden before they ate all them plants
@cwebber * Kill Bill sirens *
