On hold with Xfinity to cancel my wifi. Found out Comcast's customer service reps are now called Customer Account Executives.
They had better fucking be getting executive pay and benefits for this.
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yes, I'm sure someone is playing the semantics game of "an executive is someone who executes a process." No, that's an execu*tor*, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Repent before you yourself are execut*ed*.
I have reached a human, who has thanked me for my patience with the chatbot. Wonder if that's part of the script.
I *know* the three attempts to get me to transfer my service instead of canceling are part of the script. That just feels like a ritual incantation at this point.
@WizardOfDocs just repeat. I am moving outside of the United States to to every question they ask
@Canageek @WizardOfDocs "sure! my new address is in Vatican City, do you provide service there?"
