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TWO GOOD THINGS HAPPENED AND I AM TOTALLY REGALVANISED! In your stupid face, universe.
I've had a total polarity switch in the space of 24 hours - I hope you are also having a positive day but if not that this shines a bit of hope into your world. I love you. I am in love with you. Let's run away together and get married. We shall start a travelling circus and tour the land, wowing audiences with our special skills. Also - do you have any special skills? Hurrah!
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em"
@TheBreadmonkey I can start lots of projects, sorry have started many projects, willing to start more? No?
Dig into spreadsheet formulas?
Also one day want to get back to a DnD game where I can use my goblin voice, think goblin crossed with Gollum/Smeagol, and no one thinks I'm being ridiculous...
Note - too much adulting this week, humour rather than tears is good no?!
@TheBreadmonkey in our house we generally only speak Welsh, but whenever one or other of us takes a drink of water, it has become traditional to mutter “…or you will DIE” in tribute to your hydrating superpowers
@TheBreadmonkey i can tumble. done it loads. got awards from it.
*checks earpiece* ah… sorry… apparently that’s stumble. and they weren’t “awards”. they were “concussions”
@TheBreadmonkey Well thank feck for that, now I've got a reason to tell my wife why it's not going to work.
Sorry dear, but Ben wants to run away and get married. Bye!
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