@Nickiquote @chiraag @TheBreadmonkey
i fancy Judy Hopps
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@TheBreadmonkey At least you are doing something. I can think of something worse than that we have to keep doing all our lives - waiting. You wait to see a doctor, wait to see a bank manager, you are on numerous waiting lists. often you just have to stand there not doing anything and you can't go anywhere because you will miss whatever it is you are waiting for. If we sum up all the time in our lives we spend on this, how long is it? It's long.
This quite accurately and painfully describes my last 6 years
@TheBreadmonkey Ben, I don't know your circumstances but to me it feels like all my life too much time is wasted on waiting.
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@TheBreadmonkey
If mere men could devise self-defrosting refrigerators and self-cleaning ovens, why couldn't nature, in all its complex, inventive magnificence, have managed to come up with self-cleaning teeth? "There's birth," he grumbled, "there's death, and in between there's maintenance.”
― Tom Robbins, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates
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@TheBreadmonkey Thank you for reminding me of something one of my favorite authors penned, “Ritual he liked, but compulsory routine he hated. Thus, he resented every minute that he now had to surrender to showering, shampooing, shaving, and flossing and brushing his teeth.
@TheBreadmonkey audiobooks make all of these things less of a drag for me. Another thing you could do is to install a series of proximity lasers connected to poison dart guns in your bathroom. This will make teeth brushing both challenging and exciting. Not only that, you will learn to bend like Catherine Zeta Jones in that movie where she's a cat burglar (which really is a weird thing to call that type of burglar, is it because they knock things off surfaces as a calling card?).
@TheBreadmonkey There’s a reason that most fiction was written about people who had servants to do that sort of thing for them. Or kids who have parents to do that sort of thing for them. Or wild animals who don’t have to file tax returns. Except maybe in Wind In The Willows, there seems to be some sort of state apparatus there and the role of the animals in it is unclear. Certainly they can be locked up for traffic offences.
@chiraag @TheBreadmonkey I’ve not seen Zootopia. I assumed it was mainly for kids and furries.
Now Im wondering how palatable a hot microwave onion would be. Maybe it would come out like when you roast garlic in the oven you can just squish the pulp out of the peel? maybe it would steam in its skin?
Fuck, now Im a try it. Will report later.
Anyways - dude. Buy a slow cooker. Make one big-pot-o-stuff Saturday, and another on Sunday then alternate between the two for the rest of the week.
@TheBreadmonkey Sisyphus "Il faut imaginer Sisyphe heureux."
