Weird lump on your pinkie? Feet hurt for no reason?? Just slept, now even more tired??? Congratulations, welcome to your 40s.
At long last, you got your mental shit together. Too bad, your body has other plans. Prepare to forego staying up late or trying out that mildly interesting cocktail that your niece recommended.
Side effects may include: spontaneous wisdom quotes, longing for the lost days, and loathsome moods about new tech. Some individuals may develop midlife crisis as a defense mechanism.
Ask your doctor if 40s are right for you
