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@TheBreadmonkey No, darling, stick with the ballet.
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It was an appalling public threat to force a girl into the porn industry. I was so shocked.
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I do! Very ominous.
@TheBreadmonkey Back from when Timothée Chalamet was working for the UK government.
@TheBreadmonkey I mentioned this recently but I did once work with a former ballet dancer (he was in his 50s by this point) doing data entry. I don't think he was particularly happy with this turn of events.
He had more sausagey fingers than you'd expect from a ballet dancer. And than is ideal for typing in Clubcard numbers, come to think of it.
@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey I once worked with a Commonwealth judo champion and boy did his sausage fingers look comical on a tiny Mac Classic keyboard!
I just image searched massive fingers to send you a comical response and immediately regretted it. Whatever you do, do not image search massive fingers on the internet.
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A source for finger sandwiches
@TheBreadmonkey @internetsdairy you know what I now MUST do, and how much ignominy and contumely it will end in? You MONSTER!
@TheBreadmonkey @DamonHD but I need to arrange a finger buffet
THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID
@TheBreadmonkey We need a follow-up ad for the government’s “National AI Strategy” showing Fatima sitting at a computer with the caption “Fatima’s next job could be working as a barista”
@TheBreadmonkey yeah...(shudders)
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