Alphabetical clock
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@catsalad we need to translate it for each language now....
@catsalad c'est formidable! 🇫🇷
@catsalad now do one in French
@catsalad 🥹 wished I could unsee this 😆 @michaelgemar
Geht nur auf Englisch so :)
@catsalad Well, that's as useful as a phonebook ordered by the social security number of the users, and without any name.
@catsalad only works if your main language is english.
@catsalad My former place of work had a clock like this and it ALWAYS messed me up. 😵💫
@catsalad thanks I hate it
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@catsalad @godofbiscuits Now I want this clock to work correctly, zooming the arms back and forth to show the correct current time
@catsalad you're evil. and i love that for you.
@catsalad Hello! I turned this deeply cursed idea into someone real and animated. I am so sorry.
@catsalad And while we're getting things in the right order, the relative day sequence should be:
Yesterday
Today
Tomorrow
Threemorrow
Fourmorrow ...
@catsalad oh hey I made this into a digital clock a while ago: https://alphabeticaltime.com/
@catsalad I hate this. Excellent job.
@catsalad I can imagine Michael "Vsauce" Stevens having this in his office.
@catsalad I just realized if you have twelve different clocks, one with 11 at each position (or a clock with just 11 at each position) then it is always time for elevensies.
@catsalad im sad it doesnt count from 0. Like where the 2 is being 8 instead.
@catsalad sorry im European, our clock goes to 24.
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My head hurts!
@catsalad Correction Alphabetic english clock 🙂
I like how it darkens the sky virtually every other hour, so you can take a short nap.
Thank you for being so considerate.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
Re: thanks I hate it here's a gift for you. WARN: sfw but intense eye contact and photo manipulation.
@sarah aaaaaaah! 
@catsalad @TheBreadmonkey Thanks, that's been bothering me for *years*
@catsalad Would not want to have to face that after a glass or two of wine. :)
It's odd how opposite numbers attract.
Well. Aren't you the fancy one? Taking the Express while the rest of us are in our handbaskets.
Replied in a sub, but there is a mechanical watch that essentially works this way. The hour hand skips to the appropriate hour. Note that it makes the same distance jump—5 clock hours each hour. Still, an amazing bit of ingenuity in watchmaking.
Also known as a Dementia time piece.
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The perfect clock to curse someone with. I think it's made me cross-eyed 😵💫.
GET THAT OFF MY TIMELINE!! MY BRAIN IS NOW BROKEN IRREPARABLY!!!
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I tried to understand this in my language until I realised this was English 😵💫😀
@catsalad I hate you and I hate this clock. My eyes are cursed and my tears will be forever tainted. I am less useful for spell components now. I don't like this fact.
