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lipgloss and python

@wehpudicabok@kind.social 6 mo. ago

also tumblr

Tumblr post by shimmervee:
"be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight"

Reply by statelywingmanor:
"You can leave as many cookies as you want but he'll only et two"

Reply by shimmervee:
"this remains the funniest addition anyone's made to one of my posts" — Tumblr post by shimmervee: "be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight" Reply by statelywingmanor: "You can leave as many cookies as you want but he'll only et two" Reply by shimmervee: "this remains the funniest addition anyone's made to one of my posts"

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lipgloss and python

@wehpudicabok@kind.social 6 mo. ago

tumblr post from user messier51. a line art drawing of a kitten on the left is entirely enclosed within a pink box, and is labeled "Kitten is Completely Full of Crimes". a larger version of the same line art drawing on the right shows a larger cat with only its bottom half or so in pink, labeled "Adult Cat contains the Same Amount of Crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors". text below reads "my observation from 2 months of kittens #i couldn't get this picture out of my head #i made it with canva #kittens #kitten update"

lipgloss and python

@wehpudicabok@kind.social 6 mo. ago

bluesky post by Valerie Halla (@valeriehalla.dicot.moe):

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays — bluesky post by Valerie Halla (@valeriehalla.dicot.moe): it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

lipgloss and python

@wehpudicabok@kind.social 6 mo. ago

this one's too real

Three-panel sketch comic hand-drawn by J. L. Westover (@mrlovenstein.bsky.social on bluesky). First panel shows a person shouting "We ruined the internet!" while looking angrily at a computer monitor that's showing pop-ups that read "algoslop.com", "See post? Sign up", "Cookies?? y/n", and one with Clippy that says "Use our AI! Please!!". In the second panel, the person has gotten up and stormed over to the front door, hand on the doorknob, shouting "I'm going back outside!". In the third panel, the world outside the person's house is a wasteland, with a skull and bone, a dead tree, and a sparse amount of grass the only things near the house. The person shouts "Aw fuck! I forgot we ruined outside too!".

lipgloss and python

@wehpudicabok@kind.social 5 mo. ago

friendly circle

"Evolution chart"

An image of Spheal, the sphere-shaped seal-like Pokemon. An arrow to the right points to Sealeo, the next evolutionary form of Spheal, though we can only see part of Sealeo as it's cut off at the side of the image. Beneath that, the header "Pokédex entries" lists the following:
Ruby: Hims is round.
Sapphire: He a Ball
FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd
Emerald: Hees Circel
Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball
HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball — "Evolution chart" An image of Spheal, the sphere-shaped seal-like Pokemon. An arrow to the right points to Sealeo, the next evolutionary form of Spheal, though we can only see part of Sealeo as it's cut off at the side of the image. Beneath that, the header "Pokédex entries" lists the following: Ruby: Hims is round. Sapphire: He a Ball FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd Emerald: Hees Circel Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

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