…”Er, Houston, we have a pissing CO2 problem.”
Houston: “It’s ok. Just keep pissing. And don’t worry about the splash landing.”
Discussion
Loading...
Post
…About 420ppm in Sep 2024.
About 428ppm in Feb 2026.
428 / 420 x 3,400 = 3,464.8.
Ok, maybe my statistical soundness stinks.
But pretty sure this incontinent atmospheric pissing is a streaming service we don’t want
@urlyman ok, 8ppm in 17 months is *roughly* 0.5ppm per month. Extrapolating back, we were at pre-Industrial Revolution levels sometime around the beginning of 2001.
Only we weren't, were we? The acceleration over such a short time period is what should be making people brown-trouser levels of anxious right now.
@AbramKedge it certainly *should*.
But keep pumping the GROSS into Gross Domestic, erm, Product
…If I think more clearly about it than I did back in 2024, it’s actually worse.
Because the background level of Holocene piss in the pool was 2,667 pisses that the biosphere was happily evolved for (280 / 420 * 3400).
So we’ve done 733 *excess pisses* all on our own over the last 275 years or so. A rate of 2.7 pisses per year.
But we now seem to be up to more than 50 pisses in the pool per year. Capitalism stinks
…”Er, Houston, we have a pissing CO2 problem.”
Houston: “It’s ok. Just keep pissing. And don’t worry about the splash landing.”
…Revisiting my ‘flagons of piss’ post today is helping me see our economics as incontinence.
And there are no adult nappies big enough for the babies that we are in the W.E.I.R.D. wild west