🤖 I’ve given this a few hours of serious thought…
If I was Sammy Azdoufal… I would absolutely not report the giant security hole.
For six months, I’d just whisper 😱“pssssst… psssst…” through vacuum cleaner mics worldwide. Then, for the next six months, an occasional soft bark 🐶 or gentle meow 🐈⬛.
Nothing dramatic, just thousands of people questioning their pets, their homes… and their sanity.
For science, obviously….
