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NOTICE TO ALL #OPENCLAW USERS:
If your openclaw instance emails me from your account for ANY reason, I *will* report you to Gmail for phishing and then block the fuck out of you. You are dead to me. If I knew where you lived I would visit, set your house on fire, then piss on you when you ran out screaming. Your shitty agentic AI is not welcome in my inbox. Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more.
(I do not need this shit before my morning caffeine.)
@cstross FIRST pillage, THEN burn!
@cstross *Not* pissing on them when they're on fire would be even harsher 😁
@cstross don't sugar coat it, tell us how you really feel.
@cstross you should definitely start earlier with the caffeine.😂
@JCBlubaugh What time zone do you think I live in?
@cstross ha ha. Doesn’t really matter. Just get your caffeine before Openclaw.
The only thing I’ll criticize you is for helping to try to put them out after they caught fire shame on you
@cstross It would appear that the need for off-fuckery has grown beyond the current bound of "all the way". It sort of reminds me of mathematicians needing to devise new nomenclature and notations for infinities. As the fuckery grows, so too must the off-fuckery grow, to keep pace. And with the LLM auto-annoyer to pestilentially pester people on the user's behalf, I propose that those users be invited to fuck off into the event horizon of binary black holes.
@cstross who knows maybe there are AI Agents among us
@cstross "Hey openclaw, rotate our VPN ip and create another Gmail account since this one is blocked"
"On it boss!"
@cstross let's normalise this 
@cstross
And shout at them "Kin yur mummy sow?"
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"Den stitch that!"
@cstross Did... did you also write this post before your morning caffeine?
Note: Please don't reply to this message before your morning caffeine.
@cstross hey hey hey hey you ALWAYS, ALWAYS I said, piss BEFORE setting on fire. Because:
- people can feel anything but fire when in fire
- your risk reducing the amount of pain
- and it’s tradition
So please, do things in the right order. Also fuck open claw
@nickynah If you piss on them first they might not burn? Whereas if you piss on them afterwards they've still got the injuries (and the piss).
@cstross
I'm just here to point out, that you can give instructions to that agent by emailing them back. Maybe a plugin to build... tagged "openclaw" -> Autoresponder for self-destruction.
@cstross "Fuck right off, and when you get there, keep on fucking off some more."
Had my English teacher back in high school taught us stuff like this, more kids would haven shown an interest in the language.
@cstross or just send some prompt injection stuff back, like ordering toilet paper on Amazon.
@cstross Be careful of your blood pressure, Charlie - they're not worth it!
@cstross I'm terrified to ask but I've been very busy recently... *deep breath* wtf is open claw?
@quinn An autonomous agentic AI you're supposed to install on your computer that will have access to all your accounts and randomly spam famous people with bullshit requests, like an over-enthusiastic teenage fan only far more irritating because under the facade they're a p-zombie.
@cstross oh right that thing, I was a renaming behind. This whole thing is so confusing. It's like someone proudly announcing they've put two angry badgers in their house. Like, how do you think this will end?
