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Captain James B Kirk
Captain James B Kirk
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

I've come up with a brilliant new idea for a series of TV and films, called.... Planet Hike. It is not at all like star trek. There is a united coalition of planets that goes exploring and whatnot on a mission of peace, although they have a prime mandate that they're not allowed to get all up in the aliens business. It'll have a totally unique opening monologue. Something like....

Cosmos: the ultimate border. These are the journeys of the spacevessel Endeavour. Its sixty-month assignment: to investigate peculiar unfamiliar celestial bodies, to search out novel existence and hitherto unknown cultural societies, to courageously venture places negative masc-identifiers hath travelled previously!"

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sanpan
sanpan
@sanpan@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I get so mad when people mix up universes! Where did Ben say: a coalition always pays their debts? Huh? Definitely not Star Wars!

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@BenCotterill@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Read by a character who’s a mix of David Attenborough and Bill Bryson.

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Nuclear Oatmeal
Nuclear Oatmeal
@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Oh, man! That'll be great! I love Star Wars!

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Stephen Darlington
Stephen Darlington
@sdarlington@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I was convinced right up to the split infinitive. I don’t see how any show — even one this original — would succeed with such poor grammar.

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Captain James B Kirk
Captain James B Kirk
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@sdarlington

It's like they will say in the show - 'to split infinitive, and beyond'

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Stephen Darlington
Stephen Darlington
@sdarlington@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Live a while and do good. https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?si=7XDs-sG3A5Ceaxas

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