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Beo
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@regordane

This CANNOT be true, is it?

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Skookumchick
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@Canuckduff@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The Library of Congress* subclass for the Bible is 'BS'.

* Classification system used in most 🇺🇸 & 🇨🇦 post-secondary libraries as well.

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Iron Bug
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@iron_bug@friendica.ironbug.org  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago
@TheBreadmonkey fun facts? well, a chameleon sits on my head.
besides their ability to change color chameleons have unique eyes constuction. they're the only creatures in the nature that have positive focal power of their eye lenses. that means they see the things around like zoomed in, instead of typical scaled-down image, like the most animals and humans do.
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chestas
chestas
@chestas@aus.social  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

The game of chess starts with White having 20 possible first moves, and Black having 20 possible replies. Which means by the end of the first move, there are already 400 possible positions available.

By move 3, there are over 3 million possible directions the game could take, and it is estimated that there are more independent chess game possibilities than there are atoms in the Universe.

Check (pun intended) out Shannon Number

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swisslet
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@swisslet@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey the process of grafting pecans so the nuts can be grown commercially was discovered by a man named Antoine. We only know this because he was enslaved and this was his slave name. We know nothing else about him.

“a Creole Negro gardener and expert grafter of pecan trees.” That’s it. His skill ultimately made possible the propagation of more than 1,000 different pecan varieties, which today are planted commercially in 14 states and on every continent except Antarctica

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Yvonne ‘looks undocumented’
Yvonne ‘looks undocumented’
@grammasaurus@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Speaking of polar bears, did you know that the fiber called qiviut, made from the undercoat of a musk ox, is one of the warmest on the planet?
Another relatively unknown one is the fiber made from bushy-tailed opossums.

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swisslet
swisslet
@swisslet@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey the very mild swear “berk” is shortened from the Cockney rhyming slang “Berkeley Hunt”, so is actually much ruder than you’d think.

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Full Metal Accountant
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@OrdRadical@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Rabbits have 28 teeth.

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paul
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@amiserabilist@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@OrdRadical @TheBreadmonkey

Capybaras have 20 teeth.

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astroPug
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@astroPug@hachyderm.io  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@OrdRadical @TheBreadmonkey

I was surprised to find out that the plants that produce vanilla are orchids. Huh.

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Full Metal Accountant
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@OrdRadical@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Giraffes and sparrows have the same number of neck vertebrae.

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munkisquisher
munkisquisher
@munkisquisher@mastodon.nz  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey you can fit all the planets side by side between the earth and the moon. I added it all up to check and it's a surprisingly tight fit

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Steve Gisselbrecht
Steve Gisselbrecht
@stevegis_ssg@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

"Trees" are not a biological grouping the way, say, birds are. An oak tree is more closely related to a daisy than either is to a pine tree.

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Lot⁴⁹
Lot⁴⁹
@12thRITS@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@stevegis_ssg @TheBreadmonkey And palm "trees"? Don't get me started!

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Blue 💙
Blue 💙
@blue@sunny.garden  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@12thRITS @stevegis_ssg @TheBreadmonkey And banana trees! Biggest herb ever.

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Stanley Nerdlinger II
Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna it’s still lasagna, but if you keep piling lasagna on top of lasagna, at some point the lasagna reaches critical mass, collapses into a black hole and it all becomes spaghetti. This is known as Nerdlinger’s theory of lasagna spaghettification

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Little-k
Little-k
@OohOkayKay@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Speaking of Australia ...
Wombat poop is cubed.

Cartoon image of a happy brown wombat with 1 poop cube on the ground behind him. Fun facts at top and bottom of the image.

Top text:
Wombat droppings are cube shaped. This prevents
them from rolling away when marking out territory.

Bottom text:
These poo cubes look (but don't taste) like chocolate brownies.
Cartoon image of a happy brown wombat with 1 poop cube on the ground behind him. Fun facts at top and bottom of the image. Top text: Wombat droppings are cube shaped. This prevents them from rolling away when marking out territory. Bottom text: These poo cubes look (but don't taste) like chocolate brownies.
Cartoon image of a happy brown wombat with 1 poop cube on the ground behind him. Fun facts at top and bottom of the image. Top text: Wombat droppings are cube shaped. This prevents them from rolling away when marking out territory. Bottom text: These poo cubes look (but don't taste) like chocolate brownies.
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jack
@jackeric@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey @OohOkayKay
visiting Cradle Mountain in Tasmania
rules:
1. remain on the boardwalk at all times
2. remain at least 2m from wildlife at all times

the wildlife:

3 media
a wombat, walking along the grass right next to a boardwalk
a wombat, walking along the grass right next to a boardwalk
a wombat, walking along the grass right next to a boardwalk
moments earlier - the boardwalk is thronged with visitors and the wombat is walking past like it's conducting an inspection
moments earlier - the boardwalk is thronged with visitors and the wombat is walking past like it's conducting an inspection
moments earlier - the boardwalk is thronged with visitors and the wombat is walking past like it's conducting an inspection
different day, different boardwalk - another wombat is leading us up a flight of stairs
different day, different boardwalk - another wombat is leading us up a flight of stairs
different day, different boardwalk - another wombat is leading us up a flight of stairs
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉
@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@OohOkayKay @TheBreadmonkey Occasionally, whales are born with legs.

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I FOR without NEXT, 0:1
I FOR without NEXT, 0:1
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

25 - 55 + (85 + 65) = ?

Hard as it might be to believe, the answer is 5!

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@pikesley @TheBreadmonkey The answer is five, period. 😁

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David Mitchell :CApride:
David Mitchell :CApride:
@DavidM_yeg@mstdn.ca  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@TazPoltorak @pikesley @TheBreadmonkey

Absolutely not, the answer is 5!

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Here's a really good one: why does a mirror flip things left to right but not upside down?

The mirror doesn't flip anything. If you were to write something on a piece of paper, you would then flip it over to show to the mirror - it is you who is doing the flipping. If you were to write something on a transparent film and then just hold it up, you would be able to read it as normal.

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Ravensrod 🫖 🍰
@ravensrod@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Think most people have guessed this one

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey There is no such thing as the longest river in the world, because Nyle and Amazon compete by charging course and, sometimes, cutting through an arc and making their course shorter.

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The original name of the city of Nottingham was Smottingham. It was founded by the Viking king Snott. It was the Normands who did away with the letter S, because they didn't like two consonants together.

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qurlyjoe
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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Greenland sharks have an average lifespan of over 250 years.

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@Fragarach@social.vivaldi.net  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Positrons, like they use if you ever have a PET/CT scan, are positively charged electrons.
Or they could be ordinary electrons travelling backwards in time.
No-one knows.
Anyway, your local DGH is using antimatter on a daily basis. Star Trek stuff.

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Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸
@davew@mastodon.online  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey https://mastodon.online/@davew/112526154835057069

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey 99.9% of calico (tri-colour) cats are female. The extremely rare cases of calico males are almost always sterile.

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The number of bars indicating the quality of your mobile reception is meaningless because there is no unified system; it depends solely on the manufacturer of your phone.

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Sam :moomin_hattifatteners:
Sam :moomin_hattifatteners:
@ravenbait@mastodon.scot  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey This shouldn't be an obscure fact, but apparently is.

Despite what Charles Dance in The Last Action Hero would have you believe, prosthetic eyes are not spherical.

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Sam :moomin_hattifatteners:
@ravenbait@mastodon.scot  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey A jetty is orthogonal to the shore and made of stone.

A quay runs parallel to the shore and is made of stone.

A pier is orthogonal to the shore and can be made of wood.

A wharf is parallel to the shore and can be made of wood.

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ideaPDish
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@ipd@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@ravenbait @TheBreadmonkey

Now that I'm started...
An atoll is circular and it is built on living rock.

If you put a rock ring around it for boats, It would be concentric to the land. Would it them be called the Oh Quay Coral?

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@sanpan@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@ravenbait @TheBreadmonkey A whale should never be beached no mattter in which direction. A whoof travels in every direction at 330m/s. The only known sound travelling faster than that is a meow (ca. 470 m/s)

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cognitively accessible math
cognitively accessible math
@geonz@mathstodon.xyz  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey polar bears and grizzlies are .... essentially of the same DNA.

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Ben Fulton
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@benfulton@mastodon.london  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The bigeyed sixgilled shark is a shark with big eyes and six gills.

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Beo
Beo
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@benfulton

Absolutely marvellous

https://www.sharksandrays.com/atlantic-sixgill-shark/

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The Eddie Show  📷🎧❤️
The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️
@TheEddieShow@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

There is more organic matter in one square meter of the temperate rain forest on the coast of British Columbia than anywhere else in the world.

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Beo
Beo
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheEddieShow 🤯

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The Eddie Show  📷🎧❤️
The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️
@TheEddieShow@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

per Sir David Attenborough in PLANET EARTH III,

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The Eddie Show  📷🎧❤️
The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️
@TheEddieShow@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

In case y'all missed it, YouTubers are creating popular videos and making money by cloning Attenborough's voice and laying it under well-done but maybe probably also stolen images of nature, flora and fauna.

That's some evil shit right there.

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Hilary
Hilary
@regordane@mastodon.me.uk  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

France's longest land border is with Brazil

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Beo
Beo
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@regordane

This CANNOT be true, is it?

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey @regordane This can be correct because while the British Empire considered its overseas territories as colonies, the french consider all of their territories France. Therefore, France is truly a country where the sun never sets.

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Everyday.Human Derek
Everyday.Human Derek
@EVDHmn@ecoevo.social  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey @regordane
I thought this was a satire post sorry 😪

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Hilary
Hilary
@regordane@mastodon.me.uk  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

I haven't actually checked the distances but yes, I am fairly sure it's true

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Arratoon
Arratoon
@arratoon@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey When something is in the offing, the “offing” is the technical term for the distance from the shore to the horizon.

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Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)
Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)
@iris@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey every radioactive isotope decays in the direction of becoming lead. (MASSIVE oversimplification but basically true.)

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rk: it’s hyphen-minus actually
rk: it’s hyphen-minus actually
@rk@mastodon.well.com  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Sharks are older than trees and may be older than the rings of Saturn.

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Everyday.Human Derek
Everyday.Human Derek
@EVDHmn@ecoevo.social  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@rk @TheBreadmonkey I think Cyanobacteria is older

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rk: it’s hyphen-minus actually
rk: it’s hyphen-minus actually
@rk@mastodon.well.com  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@EVDHmn @TheBreadmonkey

You can tell they’re Cyanobacteria by the large protruding nose.

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The phrase 'It's not over until the fat lady sings' is incorrect. Once the fat lady has sung, there's a very short piece that's sung by someone else (in Wagner's Walküre).

I can carry on 😁

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Ruby
Ruby
@Rubelicious@mastodon.ie  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey a female clown is properly called a clunt

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The country with the largest number of people who consume Whiskey is India. Only 5% of the population drink alcohol, but it's a very large population.

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The American version of Mechano was called Erector.

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Captain of the SS El Faro
Captain of the SS El Faro
@bangskij@climatejustice.social  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey 17 bit audio has twice the resolution of 16 bit audio

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The company that sells the largest number of tyres in the world is Lego.

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Sensible Crone
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@susiemagoo@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey and their fur only looks white… it’s transparent tubes, or some such!

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@susiemagoo @TheBreadmonkey

Yes! This helps insulate them.

Another fun fact is you can get green polar bears as sometimes algae grows inside their hair.

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Blue 💙
Blue 💙
@blue@sunny.garden  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@TwoClownsEating @susiemagoo @TheBreadmonkey Oh! Sloths too can get algae growing through their fur that makes them look green

💚 🦥

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@blue @susiemagoo @TheBreadmonkey

Sloths can be any colour they want in my book. Bring it in my lazy brother 🫂

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Nuclear Oatmeal
Nuclear Oatmeal
@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

You know I'm going to do maths on that claim, right?

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Nick
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I mean that’s not hard, the moon looks about the size of a 10p piece. Come on Australia, do better.

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markc568
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@markc568@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Neither the moon nor birds are real, so everything is wider than that.

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