Trying not to post a negative UkPol post that's been trying to eek out of me all day today. It's not like it's news or an especially radical perspective. It won't add any value to your life other than to fuel the negativity already consuming our entire lives. Let's talk about something else instead. Fun fact! Australia is wider than the Moon. Does anyone know any fun facts other people might not know? Like for example Polar Bears skin is black under their white fur!
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If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna it’s still lasagna, but if you keep piling lasagna on top of lasagna, at some point the lasagna reaches critical mass, collapses into a black hole and it all becomes spaghetti. This is known as Nerdlinger’s theory of lasagna spaghettification
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Speaking of Australia ...
Wombat poop is cubed.
@TheBreadmonkey Here's a really good one: why does a mirror flip things left to right but not upside down?
The mirror doesn't flip anything. If you were to write something on a piece of paper, you would then flip it over to show to the mirror - it is you who is doing the flipping. If you were to write something on a transparent film and then just hold it up, you would be able to read it as normal.
@TheBreadmonkey Think most people have guessed this one
@TheBreadmonkey There is no such thing as the longest river in the world, because Nyle and Amazon compete by charging course and, sometimes, cutting through an arc and making their course shorter.
@TheBreadmonkey The original name of the city of Nottingham was Smottingham. It was founded by the Viking king Snott. It was the Normands who did away with the letter S, because they didn't like two consonants together.
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Greenland sharks have an average lifespan of over 250 years.
Positrons, like they use if you ever have a PET/CT scan, are positively charged electrons.
Or they could be ordinary electrons travelling backwards in time.
No-one knows.
Anyway, your local DGH is using antimatter on a daily basis. Star Trek stuff.
@TheBreadmonkey 99.9% of calico (tri-colour) cats are female. The extremely rare cases of calico males are almost always sterile.
@TheBreadmonkey The number of bars indicating the quality of your mobile reception is meaningless because there is no unified system; it depends solely on the manufacturer of your phone.
@TheBreadmonkey This shouldn't be an obscure fact, but apparently is.
Despite what Charles Dance in The Last Action Hero would have you believe, prosthetic eyes are not spherical.
@TheBreadmonkey A jetty is orthogonal to the shore and made of stone.
A quay runs parallel to the shore and is made of stone.
A pier is orthogonal to the shore and can be made of wood.
A wharf is parallel to the shore and can be made of wood.
@ravenbait @TheBreadmonkey A whale should never be beached no mattter in which direction. A whoof travels in every direction at 330m/s. The only known sound travelling faster than that is a meow (ca. 470 m/s)
@TheBreadmonkey polar bears and grizzlies are .... essentially of the same DNA.
@TheBreadmonkey The bigeyed sixgilled shark is a shark with big eyes and six gills.
There is more organic matter in one square meter of the temperate rain forest on the coast of British Columbia than anywhere else in the world.
per Sir David Attenborough in PLANET EARTH III,
In case y'all missed it, YouTubers are creating popular videos and making money by cloning Attenborough's voice and laying it under well-done but maybe probably also stolen images of nature, flora and fauna.
That's some evil shit right there.
France's longest land border is with Brazil
This CANNOT be true, is it?
@TheBreadmonkey @regordane This can be correct because while the British Empire considered its overseas territories as colonies, the french consider all of their territories France. Therefore, France is truly a country where the sun never sets.
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I thought this was a satire post sorry 😪
I haven't actually checked the distances but yes, I am fairly sure it's true
@TheBreadmonkey When something is in the offing, the “offing” is the technical term for the distance from the shore to the horizon.
@TheBreadmonkey every radioactive isotope decays in the direction of becoming lead. (MASSIVE oversimplification but basically true.)
Sharks are older than trees and may be older than the rings of Saturn.
@rk @TheBreadmonkey I think Cyanobacteria is older
You can tell they’re Cyanobacteria by the large protruding nose.
@TheBreadmonkey The phrase 'It's not over until the fat lady sings' is incorrect. Once the fat lady has sung, there's a very short piece that's sung by someone else (in Wagner's Walküre).
I can carry on 😁
@TheBreadmonkey a female clown is properly called a clunt
@TheBreadmonkey The country with the largest number of people who consume Whiskey is India. Only 5% of the population drink alcohol, but it's a very large population.
@TheBreadmonkey The American version of Mechano was called Erector.
@TheBreadmonkey 17 bit audio has twice the resolution of 16 bit audio
@TheBreadmonkey The company that sells the largest number of tyres in the world is Lego.
@TheBreadmonkey and their fur only looks white… it’s transparent tubes, or some such!
Yes! This helps insulate them.
Another fun fact is you can get green polar bears as sometimes algae grows inside their hair.
You know I'm going to do maths on that claim, right?
@TheBreadmonkey I mean that’s not hard, the moon looks about the size of a 10p piece. Come on Australia, do better.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Neither the moon nor birds are real, so everything is wider than that.