Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Deport Billionaires Patch. Abolish ICE, create DABA (Deport All Billionaires Agency).
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@lowqualityfacts No, no, Billionaireism is a form of psychopathology, the poor unfortunates suffering from it need to receive appropriate treatment (in a secure facility of course).
All joking aside, I do need to say that I appreciate how your alt-text is definitely not low-quality.
@lowqualityfacts Yaba DABA DO! Let's Goooooooo
It should say "deport all billionaires...with nothing but the shirt on their backs."
@lowqualityfacts This seems more like a High Quality Fact to me.
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Might as well deport them. It's not like they pay taxes. No different from evicting a tenant who doesn't pay rent.
@lowqualityfacts Deport them all with a one way ticket to Mars.
space billionaires (verb)
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When you say "deport", you mean hurl them bodily out of a port, right?
I would like to specify that we are not deporting billionaires to Switzerland or somewhere, we are launching them into the fucking sun.
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We don‘t want them here anyway!! 🤪 Into the sun it is! 🚀☀️
@lowqualityfacts well since they’re self proclaimed geniuses can we drop them off in Antarctica with a Swiss army knife and box of matches ? You know, to prove the genius problem solver thing.
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Too much fuel required, better to land them on Mars. Well, when I say "land" I mean "crash" but there's a very good reason for that.
@lowqualityfacts Elmo wants to go to Mars, Let's help him.
@lowqualityfacts Thank you, appreciated.
@lowqualityfacts I think they prefer the bottom of the ocean…
@lowqualityfacts it takes significantly less propellant to launch them on a one-way trip into deep space. And as an added bonus, they'll die of slow starvation as well.
@lowqualityfacts it would be better to “Make Billionaires Millionaires Again”, #TaxTheSuperRich #StopDeportations