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@catsalad the butt network looks active.
@catsalad What logging on looks like when you know you're about to shitpost:
Moruga Scorpion ftw!
@catsalad toilets only do this when they're extremely distressed
@catsalad makes me wonder what colour, 'Standby' is.
@catsalad similar to those fabulous Japanese toilets, this interdimensional vortex has a tongue come out and clean you....
@catsalad
I know you may have seen my message and couldn’t reply, and I understand. Please allow me to ask one gentle question. My mother and I live in a tent in Gaza. She is ninety years old, blind, and immobile. She suffered a stroke and urgently needs open-heart surgery. Her fragile body is covered in painful sores because we have no diapers. I watch her suffer every day, unable to ease her pain. It breaks my heart. Are the cases you choose to support more difficult than my mother’s? 💔
@catsalad This is not the hell portal Doom Guy was hoping for.
@catsalad Imagining a Helldiver on their and hearing "Automaton outpost destroyed"
@catsalad I wouldn't go in there for a while. Maybe turn on the exhaust fan.
@catsalad for shitposting no doubt
@catsalad the chilli from last night's dinner 🔥
