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tiddy roosevelt

@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk · 14 hours ago

It's my birthday, give me boosts!

tiddy roosevelt

@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk · 3 hours ago

Thank you so much for all the lovely messages
I've been feeling a bit glum lately and it's brought a smile ❤️

I shall now go and soak in far-too-hot water that smells of oranges until I have created human broth, drink cold beer, and watch bad TV

Rob Fahrni

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe · 3 hours ago

@babe I’m sorry you’re feeling glum, but the second paragraph sounds like a perfect day to me!

Stefan Bohacek

@stefan@stefanbohacek.online · 7 hours ago

@babe Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great one!

jbz

@jbz@indieweb.social · 8 hours ago

@babe happy bday!!

Thomas A. Frederiksen

@taf@bsd.network · 12 hours ago

@babe Happy birthday!

Did I do it right?

Tommi 🤯

@tommi@pan.rent · 13 hours ago

@babe Happy birthday 💕

Eugen Rochko

@Gargron@mastodon.social · 13 hours ago

@babe Happy birthday!

Neil Brown

@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk · 13 hours ago

@babe Wishing you many happy returns of the day!

Aral Balkan

@aral@mastodon.ar.al · 14 hours ago

@babe Happy birthday to one of the fediverse’s own 💕🥳

Bence

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party · 14 hours ago

@babe

As I'm sure you already know, you share your birthday with Ed Sheeran, Paris Hilton, Yoko Ono, Dr Dre, and Mary 1 Queen of England (who looked suspiciously like Dennis Waterman) AKA Bloody Mary. It is also Ice Cream for Breakfast Day and Pluto Day - the day that Pluto was designated a planet in 1930 before having it so cruelly snatched away from the lil guy in 2006 after Eris and many other Pluto-like worlds that exist in the Kuiper Belt were identified, so downgraded to a Dwarf Planet. Still part of the club but not really. Well Pluto will always be a planet to me. And it's got the best moon - Charon, the largest of its 5 moons and named after the Ferryman of DEATH who transported souls across the River Styx. Much better than our shitty one which is just called The Moon. It's like calling a dog 'Dog'. It shouldn't be allowed. I've lost my thread. Oh yeah - HAPPY BLOODY BIRTHDAY! Hope all is better than terrific and you have an absolutely marvelous day. ❤️ 🙌

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells, and cockle shells, And pretty maids all in a row.

(The rhyme 'Mary, Mary Quite Contrary' is thought to be about Mary's murder of Protestants, with the ‘garden’ a reference to the graveyards that were filling with martyred Protestants under her reign, the ‘silver bells’ representing thumbscrews and ‘cockleshells’ instruments of torture attached to male genitals.)

Here we see her in Tudor queens-wear looking like Waterman from Minder. Think dark velvet and very uncomfortable hair, clothing and jewelry choices. You wouldn't go hiking like this. You'd do a lot of sitting about. — Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells, and cockle shells, And pretty maids all in a row. (The rhyme 'Mary, Mary Quite Contrary' is thought to be about Mary's murder of Protestants, with the ‘garden’ a reference to the graveyards that were filling with martyred Protestants under her reign, the ‘silver bells’ representing thumbscrews and ‘cockleshells’ instruments of torture attached to male genitals.) Here we see her in Tudor queens-wear looking like Waterman from Minder. Think dark velvet and very uncomfortable hair, clothing and jewelry choices. You wouldn't go hiking like this. You'd do a lot of sitting about.

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange · 14 hours ago

@babe happy birfday!

emoji kitchen combo 🎂 + 🥔 showing a porato on a plate with three lit birthday candles

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