my thought experiment will make no claim to rival james baldwin nor albert einstein, nor their searing observation of what may be fancifully conflated to constitute the celestial mechanics of white supremacy. this name invokes the theory of epicycles, a historically controversial approach to orbital mechanics which baby physicists are taught as one of their first worked examples motivating their modern smug superiority over the past https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deferent_and_epicycle#As_an_example_of_bad_science